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How to Send a KFM Virtual Postcard

Sending a card is easy with KFM's Virtual Postcards. Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find the card.

Step #1: Select a Picture

Select a picture from the list below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full-size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.

		Oops "Who Needs An Anal Exam?"
		Gross! "Only The Dog Knows For Sure"
		Fire Hydrant "The Real Reason You Shouldn't Park Near A Fire Hydrant"
		George W. Bush "Get Out Your Can Of Whoop Ass!"
		Santa! "Even Santa Shouldn't Drink And Drive"
		Women "At Least They're Honest"
		Taliban Deodorant "Strong Enough For Camels, But Made For Assholes"
		Pets
		Ha! Ha! "Redneck Swimming Pool"
		Priceless How Bored Are Your Friends?
		Shcool

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

Your Name:

Your E-Mail Address:

Recipient's Name:

Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

Text Color Background

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title

Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:

Glad You Aren't Here
Best Wishes, Fred
My, your sister has very large breasts.

STEP #6: Pick a Song!
Please make a selection or skip this step for no music.

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.